By Every Family’s Got One Guest Writer — Kathryn Mayer
Once upon a time…
on a soccer field far, far away, or really, just in the center of town on an abandoned psychiatric hospital, a tired, been-there-done-that mom sat behind the soccer goal, underneath the giant pines, with an iced tea and book, and didn’t watch her kid play.
She may have glanced, but she certainly didn’t know the score, or where her kid was on the field. Or if her kid was on the field.
It was a good book.
She was sick of this sports life…
and her kids weren’t even in high school yet.
The rest of the happy, cheery, friendly faces lined up their mom and dad soccer chairs, with a couple grandmas and grandpas sprinkled in, arm to arm and shared snacks and stories, gossip, tips and techniques for all who would listen.
Which I would not.
I stayed with my iced tea and my book, behind the goal and under the trees, happy to have only one kid to not pay attention to and not the usual four and a half, grateful for rather-attractive-husband depositing other kids at other fields, after which he would circle back through the Newtown Hab-i-Trail like the suburban rodents that we were, to catch part of Boy’s game.
Murphy’s law, it’d be half-time…
but he’d get there at some point or another.
Which he did, startling me from my comatose reading, knowing he wouldn’t find me arm-to-arm with the other parents, but instead, unfriendly and unsocial under the pines, behind the goal, nose in book.
let’s go over there and make friends. All those parents are gonna think you hate them. And look at him out there,” he said pointing to the boy. “He’s good. Too good. We’re going to be sitting with these parents for the next 10 years of our lives so we at least better get to know their names.”
Get up and go make friends, he said.
I explained I didn’t want any more friends…
I didn’t want any friends, and I certainly didn’t want soccer friends.
“I don’t even have the right kind of chair,” I whined, folding up my rusting, recycled beach chair that sat inches from the grass and had me scared there were ticks in my cooch.
The other parents had soccer chairs.
Some with sunshields and leg rests. The other parents had blankets and coolers, sunscreen and bug spray. The other parents had snacks and dogs.
This parent was lucky if I brought the right kid to the right game on the right day at the right time.
This parent was thrilled if the kid had shoes on.
most likely forgot a kid at home or at school, and maybe once at a rest stop, then went racing back pretending she was stuck in traffic.
I relented and went over, unfolding my chair and sitting knee level with the rest of the ‘rents, while rather-attractive-husband made the rounds like the mayor of the Oz.
“Which one is yours?” friendly mom asked…
although she clearly knew. The one whose mother sat behind the goal. The only one whose mother didn’t watch.
“That one, with the hair,” I said, pointing proudly, I gotta admit, to the little boy running down the field, tongue out in concentration, no World Cup game bigger than the one he was playing right then and there.
The mom smiled and laughed.
And introduced me down the row to more moms and dads, grandmas and grandpas, dogs and little brothers and sisters that spilled out of the sidelines and onto the fields.
They were nice. Really nice. And smart and funny, and sometimes loud and obnoxious, but then, so was I, once I put my book down and started watching.
And so it began…
the most amazing friendships from soccer sidelines, a small-town love fest.
A ten-year relationship full of carpools, sweating and sunburns, and freezing and frostbite. Laughing and crying, hotels with hot-tubs full of sweaty boys, birthdays and weddings, unfathomable tragedy and remarkable resilience, band-aids and ice-packs, and dare I say…
the very best parents…
the very best people, I’ve had the pleasure to sit on the sidelines with.
His senior year of high school soccer started, and I leaned over and asked one mom where her son was looking for college, thrilled to find out it’s on my kid’s list as well.
And they might just play soccer.
“Wouldn’t it be awesome if they both ended up there? We could keep doing this? For another four years?”
I said that. Me. The mom with the book behind the goal.
This story was previously published on Kathryn’s blog.
Kathryn Mayer– Kate – is a potty-mouth writer, humorist, and activist writing out loud with humor and angst about social issues, parenting, midlife, and sadly, gun violence prevention at www.kathrynmayer.com. She is occasionally funny on Instagram & Twitter, and plays well with others on Facebook. She’s a reluctant inductee into AARP, mom of four almost grown and flown kids, and an aspiring writer with rejections to prove it. Her blog is a National Society of Newspaper Columnist award winner, received CT Press Club Best Personal Blog, and received BlogHer Voice of the Year honors. Her essays appear on-line, in-print, and most often, on fridges sticky with smiles and swears.